Well, That Didn’t Take Long
A writer using the pseudonym James Pinocchio has just released his debut, um, novel, called A Million Little Lies, USA Today reports:
In A Million Little Lies, written surprisingly well by the pseudonymous James Pinocchio (real name: Pablo F. Fenjves), we meet a tortured young man who wakes in the back of a Manhattan cab with a combination lock puncturing his left ear – like Frey, who wrote that he woke up covered in vomit and blood, with four teeth missing and a hole in his cheek. Pinocchio is in great pain and has no memory of how he pierced his ear. He shows up at his parents’ posh home, only to be shipped off to rehab.