Since I’m Such a Jinx, I’ll Take One For The Team

My voting record is such that every candidate I’ve voted for or supported in major elections has lost, not just a regular, dignified loss, but a spectacular one. I voted for Nader in 2000 (don’t blame me–I lived in California at the time; Gore took that state in a landslide) and the men and women in robes appointed the Shrub. I voted against the recall and the Terminator won. I donated to Dean and he became the butt of jokes. Now Nader is running again, and everyone’s already talking about the chances of another four years of Bush. But see, this time, I’ve got a plan: I’m going to vote for Bush.

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