Saves Them From Having to Actually Review Books

When my book comes out, I want the cover to have a picture of a McDonald’s hamburger. That way, I can be sure that Newsweek will actually devote some space to talking about it, the way they are about Tom Perrotta’s Little Children. Apparently, the folks at Pepperidge Farm are pissed off that the cover to Perrotta’s book features Goldfish crackers. The Lit Saloon explains it all.