Praying To Oprah
Anita Shreve’s bitching about how fame has affected her reputation was ridiculed here, here and, well, here. George, though, isn’t too proud to beg:
Oprah, please. Please consider mentioning a book of poetry sometime. Maybe just rest your coffee on it or something. Prop a door open. Fart on it with your amazing,shape-changing ass. Anything.
I bet he wouldn’t complain about the sticker on his book and the ‘commercial endorsement.’