Celeb Bios

I really hope the poor, poor woman who was assigned the job of reading all these celebrity bios was paid well for her troubles. I can’t imagine being forced to read Geri Halliwell’s work.

It is now dawn. The wrinkles have faded. It is time for therapy. It is time to exorcise the demons. It is time for Geri Halliwell. “Staring up at a cloudless blue sky, I can imagine just for a second that I am on a secret fantasy desert island,” she says. Sadly, she is not. She is in Los Angeles. The Spice Girls “offered me hope in this darkness”, she explains, but “I still knew I wanted to get off the rollercoaster. The Ginger character was my own invention, of course. It was like putting on a uniform. You don’t have to think. You don’t have to deal with being a human being.”

Do you even want the link?