this one’s for you, Eggerheads

This summer, the Guardian is publishing a bunch of new short stories by famous authors. Dave Eggers made the list this weekend, with “Something Might Plummet, Something Might Soar” and it starts like this:
“Mrs Gunderson. Whahaooaoooa. Mrs Gunderson. This is about Mrs Gunderson and it gets dirty. ”

Read the entire story here.