Archive for April, 2004

The Condensed Bob Woodward

Thursday, April 22nd, 2004

Slate reads Plan of Attack, so you don’t have to. A few choice morsels:

Page 190: In September 2002, Bush tells the press that Iraq can launch a biological or chemical attack within 45 minutes an assertion that the CIA finds completely phony. Director George Tenet refers to it as the “they-can-attack-in-45-minutes shit.”
Page 182-83: Powell reveals that he detests Rumsfeld’s circuitous manner of speaking “One would think “; “Some would say “which he dubs “third-person passive once removed.”
Page 127: When Karl Rove worries about the perception in the media that he’s meddling in foreign affairs, Bush says: “Don’t worry about it. Condi’s territorial. She’s a woman.”
Page 112: On a Mideast trip, Lynne Cheney lunches with an emir’s wife. When do the children here in Bahrain begin school? she asks. The emir’s wife reminds Cheney that she’s in Qatar.

The book is selling like hotcakes, with sales at Barnes & Noble forecast to be in the 60,000 range, according to a WSJ article cited in Publishers Lunch.

Karen Joy Fowler’s The Jane Austen Book Club

Wednesday, April 21st, 2004

fowler.jpg If you’ve ever gathered at a friend’s house to talk about a novel, relished the conversation, feasted on the food, even made a wise crack about a comment you found inane, you’ll delight in Karen Joy Fowler’s The Jane Austen Book Club.
In the eponymous book group, one man and five women meet once a month to discuss one of Jane Austen’s six novels. Jocelyn, who leads the discussion of Emma, is a middle-aged dog breeder who enjoys playing matchmaker to her best friend, Sylvia. As in the book she cherishes so much, there’s a Mr. Knightley somewhere for Jocelyn, if only she opens herself up to a twenty-first century twist. Allegra, who chooses Sense and Sensibility, is a talented jewelry designer on the rebound from a troubled relationship with her gay partner. Prudie is a high school French teacher who is fond of quoting en francais. She picks Mansfield Park for discussion. Grigg (yes, with an ‘i’) is a recently laid-off tech worker and sci-fi fanatic. “The first thing you noticed about him was his eyelashes, which were very long and thick. We imagined a lifetime of aunts regretting the waste of those lashes in the face of a boy.” Grigg has started reading Jane Austen at the suggestion of Jocelyn, and his selection is Northanger Abbey. Then there’s Bernadette, the lovable, older member of the club, who seems constantly distracted and rambling but is altogether perceptive. She discusses Pride and Prejudice. And lastly, there’s Sylvia, best friend to Jocelyn, mother of Allegra, and recently separated from Daniel. She picks Persuasion.
Fowler’s humor and her sense of irony come through in scene after scene. When Grigg’s dad, worried about the boy’s closeness to his sisters, shows him a magazine with a scantily clad woman on the cover, Grigg is more fascinated by the spider that holds the bra in place. When Allegra talks about her lover’s ease at making up a story about a parachuting accident, we are told that Allegra was impressed because “Anyone who could lie as effortlessly as Corinne was someone to keep on the right side of. You would want her lies told for and not to you.” But the lies do indeed turn out to be told to poor Allegra.
As in Austen’s novels, there are plenty of break-ups and hook-ups, but since Fowler’s book is set in modern-day California, there are quite a few refreshing twists to the tale. And, as in Austen’s novels, the political world around the characters in The Jane Austen Book Club seems to have little bearing on their lives. Witness how the events of September 11 are referred to: “A year earlier, Dean could have accompanied [Prudie] to the gate, held her hand while she waited. Now there was no point in even going in. ”
Fowler’s sense of characterization works well with the female members of the club, though it seems to come a little short with Grigg. He never quite comes into a voice fully his own. Even the chapter that revolves around his discussion of Northanger Abbey is told largely from the point of view of the other women, as though he were a spectator.
The novel’s structure (one chapter for each discussion of an Austen novel) is rather clever. Soon, however, structure seems to get in the way. After the epilogue, there’s a brief synopsis of all six of Austen’s novels; a section on Austen’s family’s reactions to her work; chronologically sorted comments on Austen by everyone from Charlotte Bronte to Vladimir Nabokov; and mock book club questions written by the characters themselves (the meta book club.) If this sounds like a lot, maybe it is.
Despite this, the book has much to recommend it. It’s a great take on the culture of book groups, an homage to Austen, an engaging story, and I enjoyed it tremendously.

Operation Homecoming

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004

The NEA is starting a new program called “Operation Homecoming,” in which soldiers will be encouraged to turn in work about their stints in active duty. The works will be workshopped with the likes of Tobias Wolff, Tom Clancy, and Mark Bowden, and some of them will appear in an anthology. According to this Washington Post article,

The program is part oral history project, part literary talent search, and part a writing-as-therapy program for troops, particularly those in Iraq, who have been under extraordinary stress in America’s first protracted and messy war since Vietnam.

I’m not sure how I feel about this. The troops’ literary talent is sure to find its way to publishers (Anthony Swofford’s memoir is one recent example) via the same channels as other writers, so why the added encouragement by the NEA? What role will politics play in all this?
WaPo link via Publishers’ Lunch.

Heller Interview

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004

The Independent has an interview with Zoe Heller.

In Fine Form

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004

If this novel did not boast the name of Alice Walker, who won acclaim some two decades ago with “The Color Purple,” it’s hard to imagine how it could have been published.
“Now Is the Time to Open Your Heart” is a remarkably awful compendium of inanities. There are New Age inanities: “She had an instinctive understanding, perhaps from birth, that people and plants were relatives.”
Feminist inanities: “She had seemed to feel, and to wonder aloud, about the possibility that only women, these days, dreamed of rivers, and were alarmed that they were dry.”
Flower children inanities: “What would happen if our foreign policy centered on the cultivation of joy rather than pain?”
And plain old bad writing: “The moment I stood in front of any one of his paintings, she elaborated, my bird nature became activated. I felt I could fly!”

La Kakutani reviews Alice Walker’s latest book, Now Is the Time to Open Your Heart.

They Called In The Fiction Squad

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004

Best headline of the day: Literary magazines found, not bomb.

Opposed, in Voting

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004

The traditional electoral allegiances of American Jews and Arabs have shifted considerably and will be, once again, diametrically opposed, according to new polls.

They’re As Endangered As the Whales

Monday, April 19th, 2004

National Library Week is April 18th to the 24th. The CSM has an opinion piece about the deteriorating state of the nation’s libraries and the ALA has launched a new site detailing funding cuts to libraries nationwide.

Add Another One to the Pile

Monday, April 19th, 2004

A new book says that Dick Cheney informed the Saudi ambassador of Bush’s plans to invade Iraq before Colin Powell was told of the decision. The Administration’s behavior has been embarassing for some time, but now it’s just kind of boring. I’m still waiting for a book that will have some truly earth-shattering news.

Channeling Cartland

Monday, April 19th, 2004

As soon as she passed through the arrivals gate at Aberdeen airport she knew it was him. Maybe it was the way he was standing, legs slightly apart, shoulders back, his face taut with the hunger of a mountain lion. Maybe it was the fact that he was holding a piece of cardboard with her name written on it. She took a deep breath.
‘I think it’s me you’re waiting for. I’m here for the writing course.’
‘I’d almost given up on you,’ his voice was warm and smooth as a dram of single malt whisky, and as he spoke his gaze licked over her expensively tailored suit. He offered to carry her suitcase. ‘It’s OK, I can manage,’ she stammered, feeling a stealthy blush creeping up her neck.

Poor Joanne O’Connor takes a weekend writing course in romantic fiction and finds (horror!) that the attendees aren’t all old women with lap dogs. But that’s it for the grounbreaking discoveries. Here are the rules:

No inter-racial relationships (‘though sheikhs are OK’), no adultery, no one-night stands, no politics, religion (presumably the sheikhs are of the non-muslim variety) or other gritty social issues, no subplots, no same-sex couplings. The hero must be an ‘Alpha Male’. He cannot be bald, ginger or short. He cannot be German. The heroine must be of childbearing age (ideally 22-34), she’s allowed one illegitimate child, she cannot smoke and she cannot be the man’s superior socially or financially.

More on the cookie-cutter romances here.
Update: Jonathan pointed out different restrictions on romance novels in West Africa.

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